This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Just pee around me
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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