I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
