carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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