whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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