I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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