it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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