Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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