He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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