I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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