Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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