They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You are the jesus of drinking
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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