I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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