The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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