marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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