So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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