Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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