Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
