Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
