I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it because I queefed?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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