What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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