I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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