why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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