Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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