I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
My friends, they love my intelligence
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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I need you to use more vowels.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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