Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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