Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i came on her dog
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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