I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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