The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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