Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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