well most of my day revolves around power hour
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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