god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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