You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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