remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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