i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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