We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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