Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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