We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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