The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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