Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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