too bad you live with your parents still
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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