Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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