Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
