I cut my penus on the lid.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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