do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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