I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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