he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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