I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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