it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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