It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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