She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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