Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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