come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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