I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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