is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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